• Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
  • Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
  • Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

ok but can we talk about the thing where you look at yourself head on and wow, hello pretty face

but then you turn your head and get a profile shot and it’s like lol where did ur chin go bc it’s not quite there and your jaw is gone too it’s all fat neck.

my greatest magic trick

towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

y’all is short for Yeehaw to All, an ancient cowboy greeting

myownnerdtopia:

Fanart and/or fanfic request: Darcy Lewis reimagined for Earth-616 (comics). 

Please.

Just putting in my own two cents bc I play Darcy over at dxrcylewis annnnd

I personally enjoy the idea that in her 616 verse she still had her college background in poli sci and had the same basic need for certain college credits so scored a position as an intern for dr. selvig (who is featured in thor when asgard is in broxton) maybe with the same idea that he needed someone quick and she was the first applicant and maybe only applicant

annnnd I also do a thing where I connect her story to that of a character featured in Iron Man and Mighty Avengers. I make her greatgrandmother The Bear and so Darcy has this magical genetic were-bear thing she has no clue about until it flares one day.

Basically I have it where The Bear felt she was not fit to be a mother given her condition and the deathwalkers always wanting to kill her so she gave her baby up for adoption, so darcy’s grandmother was adopted into her mother’s side of the family but either the magical genetic thing skipped her mom and sister or they never dealt with it flaring bc they aren’t prone to being as emotional or quick to want to fuck shit up like darcy might be.

cue a story about darcy having this happen and she ends up freaking out after she turns back to herself, maybe she met a dude and he did something terrible and she nearly ate the fucker, and then she has to discover her true roots and meets members of the mighty avengers that knew her great grandmother, who may even still be alive.

Anyway this is my own twist on her 616 verse so if anyone uses this I’d like some credit for it, please. I’d prefer it not be used in people’s rp idk, since I use it in my own.

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